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Dr. Christian Troy from the TV show Nip/Tuck is one of the most sex driven men around. He is reported to have slept with 209 of the finest coeds at the University of Miami, and that is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his sexual conquests. Just because he wears nice suits and bangs nice women doesn’t mean he is a nice guy, as you will soon find out.

Lisa Darr plays Darlene Lowell

Christian had first met Darlene Lowell back when he was young and she was fit. He actually ended up having a daughter with her which he didn’t find out about until many years after. When this daughter comes seeking Christian, Darlene follows and they reunite. To put it simply, Darlene did not age well. She has definitely aged since the last time Christian saw her, but the main difference is the lack of legs. She lost both of her legs to diabetes. This would rank higher on the shameful list, but Christian sleeps with her after she breaks down about how unattractive she is now that she is old and legless, proving that he does have a heart. It’s just well hidden by his dick.

Jessalyn Gilsig as Gina Russo And Julian McMahon as Dr. Christian Troy

Dr. Christian Troy met Gina Russo at a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting. Christian Troy at a Sexaholics meeting is like having a lion at the crippled zebra convention, it won’t end well. Predictably, he sexes Gina up soon after. It could be considered shameful enough that he picked her up at a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting, but he last encounter with her is worse. At this point it is revealed that Gina has AIDs and a love/hate relationship with Christian. They talk on the roof of a building, she hands him a condom, and they go at it. The one of Christian’s thrusts pushes her off the building to her death in the form of gravity meeting a sidewalk. Not a good way to end a date, Christian.

3) Ava Moore
Famke Janssen as Ava Moore

The first bad part about Dr. Christian Troy’s encounter with Ava Moore was the fact that she was sleeping with Troy’s biological son, Matt. No, not at the same time. Even Christian Troy draws the line somewhere. You’d think it would be bad enough that Christian Troy slept with his son’s girlfriend, but it doesn’t end there. He uses his years of plastic surgery expertise to discover that Ava Moore is in fact a transsexual, as in she used to be a he. This happens as he is inside her. For those of you wondering, no, he does not finish.

2) Abby Mays


Abby Mays was a woman who came into McNamara/Troy for some routine liposuction and beautification. She was not very attractive, to say the least. Does this fact stop Dr. Christian Troy from having his way with her? Hell no it doesn’t. He just decides to make her wear a bag over her head so he doesn’t have to look at her. That’s low even for him. The worse part is when she shows up for round two with the bag in her hand, ready to go. Of course Christian Troy doesn’t turn her down, and it comes back to haunt him.

1) Liz Cruz
Roma Maffia and Julian McMahon as Liz Cruz and Dr. Christian Troy

This is quite possibly the most despicable act ever performed by Dr. Christian Troy. When Christian found out that he had breast cancer he turned to his longtime lesbian friend Liz for support. Since she has a soul, she takes care of him during his chemotherapy. Since she has a vagina, she sleeps with him. Christian even ends up proposing to her when he finds out that he only has 6 months to live and everything looks like it will be hunky dory. Then Christian finds out that his chart was mixed up with another and he is in fact healthy. He then proceeds to dump Liz, his friend who cared for him and whom he banged repeatedly. That’s just messed up, even for him.

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Posted by Jordan On January - 28 - 2010

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