One of these trailers is not like the other. Can you tell which one?
The Loser…
And then The A-Team…
Okay so I lied. None of them are not like the other.
Alright, let’s try this. I’ll tell you the plot of one of them, and you can tell me which movie I am talking about. Ready? Here we go:
A team (that wasn’t a hint) of badass, slightly psychotic and disgraced elite specialist soldiers must travel to a foreign country, escape inferior law enforcement and defeat an evil warlord for their only shot at redemption. There will be no shortage of carnage and bodies.
Still don’t know which movie I am talking about? If you guessed the A-Team, you’d be right. But then again if you guess The Losers or the Expendables, you’d also be right.
Truth be told, I can’t wait to see all of them. I’m a sucker for badass action movies. But I would prefer it if they would stagger the schedules a little bit. You know, like one a year. Or at the very least one every 6 months. but three in a year? That’s pushing it.
So what actually is the difference? Well The A-Team has the always lovely Jessica Biel, the Expendables has Buffy the Vampire Slayer alum Charisma Carpenter and the Losers cast the smoking hot (both physically and career-wise) Zoe Saldana. So they all have hot babes, dammit that’s not it.
They all begin with the word “The” so that’s not it.
I just don’t know what the difference is between these three movies.
Hmm…Okay wait, I’ve got it!
The source material! The A-Team is based on a beloved TV show that nobody wants to see screwed up, the Loser is based on a comic book that nobody wants to see screwed up and the Expendables is based on 80′s/90′s action movies that nobody wants to see screwed up…
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Ah crap. Forget it, I give up.
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