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Now you can buy those guns featured in District 9, at $500 U.S. They do look flippen sweet, but as the fine print mentions:

“PLEASE NOTE: Unless your genetic makeup is part prawn, you cannot power up or fire this gun.”

4,000 South African bucks is a tad pricey. Oh, what’s that you say, Alien gunk?:

This gun comes battle worn, alien gunk oozing out of its couplings and all the scratches and markings you’d expect from tough action in District 9 and by handling by Nigerian gun runners. It’s made mainly from glass fibre, with some details made from other materials. It comes with a wall mounting bracket for display.

That’s it SOLD. I’m out.

The Arc Generator

Edition Size: 200
Dimensions: [15.7″ x 39.4″ x 3.9″] [40 cm x 100 cm x 10 cm] (H x W x D)
Weight: [10.8lbs] [4.9kgs]

Wikus van der Merwe finds out the hard way that a measure of Alien DNA makes powering up and firing one of these babies a real doddle.
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

Gas Projector

Edition Size: 200
Dimensions: [23.6″ x 39.4″ x 3.9″] [60 cm x 100 cm x 10 cm] (H x W x D)
Weight: [11.9lbs] [5.4 Kg]

The Nigerian crime lord of the District 9 ghetto, Obesandjo, has amassed a significant cache of prawn hardware through terror and pushing tinned cat food.
The Gas Projector is a powerful weapon. If only it could be fired by humans…

Details on the replicas:

An EXACT replica of the guns used in Neill Blomkamp’s District 9, designed by Dr Grordbort’s designer Greg Broadmore and modelled on the actual props created by the artists and craftspeople at Weta Workshop.

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Posted by wezzo On February - 6 - 2010

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