We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times. For rules and details about the selection process click here.
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Only 8 matchups into the tournament and we already have surprises. Not only did the Creeper (Jeepers Creepers) come out of nowhere and take down Jack Nicholson’s famous characters from the Shining, but we also had Gordon Gekko and the current economy redefine what it means to be evil. What can we expect in the Northwest region? Let’s find out.
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(1) The Joker – the Dark Knight: Burned down a warehouse with Batman’s girl inside after making him believe he could save her.
(16) Bricktop – Snatch: ordered a house burned down with someone’s mother inside.
Winner: This is a blow out. Joker by a mile. Bricktop ordered a lot of stuff, but he did nothing. He’s lucky to be invited to this dance.
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(7) General Thade – Planet of the Apes: Enslaves the entire race of man.
(10) Ghostface – Scream: Stabbed dozens of horny teens to avenge his scorned mother.
Winner: The scream team (remember there were two) terrorized a small little town in the boonies. General Thade enslaved and terrorized all of humankind, even killing his own apes if they stood in his way. General Thade gets the nod.
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(5) Jigsaw – Saw: Locked people into deadly traps and watched them torture themselves attempting to escape.
(12) Peyton Flanders – The Hand that Rocked the Cradle: Locked someone else’s baby in a room and breastfed him.
Winner: This is a battle of the psychological villains. Both were triggered by a tragic past, but Peyton Flanders has a slight edge because she tormented people and then did her own dirty work to keep it secret. Jigsaw never killed his victims. He was a coward. Upset. Peyton wins!
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(8) Simon Pheonix – Demonlition Man: Notorious for his incredibly evil haircut.
(9) Headless Horeman – Sleepy Hollow: Notorious for his incredibly evil head cuts.
Winner: Interestingly enough both men were mentally controlled by a rich snob. the difference is that Simon Pheonix couldn’t have been happier causing destruction and mayhem while the Headless Horseman just wanted to rest in the afterlife. Advantage Simon Phoenix.
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(4) Chucky – Child’s Play: A creepy old man, pretending to be a child so he can get inside a little boy’s body.
(13) Ivan Drago – Rocky IV: Beat Carl Weathers to death and said, “if he dies, he dies.”
Winner: Drago was a mean mutha f—–, but he didn’t intend to murder Rocky’s friend, he was just cold as ice when it happened. Chucky is one evil son-of-a-b—-. Next! Chucky wins.
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(3) Norman Bates – Psycho: Owns a motel in the middle of nowhere and murdered the woman who dared to stay the night.
(14) Alex Forrest – Fatal Attraction: She boiled a f— rabbit. Alive.
Winner: Who’s the bigger psycho? Well Norman Bates became his mother and killed multiple people while Alex Forrest…boiled a rabbit. This isn’t a PETA contest. Bates wins. I mean the title of his movie is Psycho people.
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(6) Tyler Durden – Fight Club: He set himself up to have his balls chopped off.
(11) Max Cady – Cape Fear: Bit the face off a woman he was raping.
Winner: What would Tyler Durden do in this competition? Not a damn thing. His rage was against the machine, not the people. His terror wasn’t terror at all. Max Cady bite the face off a lady he was raping. That’s f—in’ evil. Max Cady moves on.
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(2) Dracula – Brom Stoker’s Dracula: Duh. Murders his victims by draining their blood then curses them to become vampires.
(15) Maleficent – Sleeping Beauty: Cursed a baby to prick her finger and die.
Winner: It’s the battle of the supernaturally scary, but the question is who did the most evil? On one hand Dracula has killed more people than he could count, but it was out of hunger and he seems capable of love and compassion. Maleficent may not have killed anyone on record, but she only loves herself, everyone else is expendable.
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I’m really torn.
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Wow.
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My gut says that Maleficent’s heart is blacker. Holy smokes. Maleficent wins.
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