Oh Toy Story 3, please don’t ruin my childhood. I loved the first Toy Story, Toy Story 2 was tolerable, but I’m pretty nervous about Toy Story 3. I really want it to be good, especially since Tom Hanks and Tim Allen are reprising their roles as Woody and Buzz Lightyear, but third installments in franchises are notoriously bad. Toy Story 3 will be about Woody, Buzz, and the rest of the gang being given to a day-care when Andy grows up and goes to college. Damn you Andy, how can you abandon them like that? There are some familiar faces in the Toy Story 3 poster, such as Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm, and unfortunately Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl. There’s also some new toys, including a unicorn, a purple blob thing, a triceratops, and a praying mantis. I know that despite my misgivings about sequels like this I will still be forced to see it. I just hope these new toys live up to the standards set by the originals.
