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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

ROUND 1: Southwest Region

Click to see an enlarged bracket.

Now that we’ve cut the field to 32, the stakes are raised.  Who evil is inescapable?  Who’s evil haunts man, woman and child without remorse?  Who’s evil is the devil’s greatest masterpiece?  Let the games begin.

VS.

(4) Michael Myers – Halloween

(12) Gordon Gekko – Wall Street

Battle: Michael Myers certainly brings the pain, but again, he’s a seasonal baddy.  and on top of that he really only terrorizes his parents house/town.  You can’t hide from Michael Douglas.  He’s a national financial nightmare would steal candy from a baby just to say he can.

Winner: The cinderella Gordon Gekko moves on.

VS.

(1) Hannibal Lecter – Silence of the Lambs

(9) Bill the Butcher – Gangs of New York

Battle: Frankly Hannibal could show Bill a thing or two about butchering, but the bottomline is that Hannibal’s knife was %100 indiscriminate.  Bill’s blood only boiled for immigrants.

Winner: Hannibal Lecter.

VS.

(1) Darth Vader – Star Wars

(9) Castor Troy – Face/Off

Battle: Darth Vader the glactic dictator versus Castor Troy the international terrorist.  Evenly matched on paper, but the deciding factor is this little known fact: Darth Vader wasn’t really evil.  I could run down a laundry list of clues — first being that he was asked to go undercover as the emperor’s apprentice — but the most important is that he made sure to protect Luke and Leia.  Yes because they were his children, but also because they were the only ones who could take down the evil empire.  But the final detail is that…he is the one who destroyed the emperor and restored the force.  Not very evil.

Winner: Castor Troy.

VS.

(10) White Witch – Chronicles of Narnia

(15) Sheriff of NottinghamRobin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Battle: Both contestants ran there respective kingdoms with an iron fist and neither of them could be trusted to keep their word.  So how do you pick a winner?  They are pretty even except for the fact that White Witch made her citizens live in the frozen snow on top of her abuse.

Winner: White Witch

VS.

(14) the Creeper – Jeepers Creepers

(6) Mr. Blonde – Reservoir Dogs

Battle: the Creeper was kind of like a hybernating bear, only coming out to feed.  But then again Mr. Blonde only seemed to come out for a job.  Add to that, Mr. Blonde’s rather lackluster demise and his petty-thuggish nature and the Creeper could run circles around him on the pure evil chart.

Winner: the Creeper

VS.

(4) Khan – Star Trek

(12) Bullseye – Daredevil

Battle: Bullseye is the kind of guy Khan would hire and Khan is the kind of guy Bullseye would work for, so their paths could cross, but who’d be more evil?  Khan’s soul motive was revenge, so once he got revenge what evil would he do?  Does he even know?  Bullseye would finish one assignment and go looking for another in a non-stop cycle of murder.  You’d have to believe Khan at some point would blink.

Winner: Bullseye

VS.

(10) Annie Wilkes – Misery

(2) Terminator – Terminator

Battle: Terminator would just kill you and be done with it.  Annie Wilkes seemed to take pleasure in the torture.  But when you factor in that Annie was only dangerous to her loved ones and those who stood in her way, while Terminator pretty much kill any living organism it came into contact with, this is a no-brainier.

Winner: Terminator.

VS.

(3) Damien Thorn – The Omen

(11) Kevin – Sin City

Battle
: The battle of the pip squeaks (not to mention my two dark horses) can be summed up in one short sentence: Kevin was nothing more the a severly disturbed survivalist.  Damien killed his own mother.

Winner: Damien.

Click to see an emlarged bracket.

ROUND 2: WEST REGION AHEAD—->

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Posted by Beaze On March - 10 - 2010
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