Jackass 3D is coming out soon, and the trailer promises that the stunts will be more dangerous and outrageous than ever. It is kind of hard to imagine where the Jackass guys are going with their stunts, as they weren’t exactly tame before. If the preview of Steve-O getting launched into the air inside a port-a-potty is any indication, they are going to push the limits on all of their stunts as far as they possibly can. Luckily for us, we will get to watch their craziness in 3D. In honor of the new Jackass 3D movie, here are 5 of the most outrageous moments in Jackass history.
Steve-O Makes Great Shark Bait
This stunt went from crazy to flat out insane. It started with Steve-O attempting to jam a large fishing hook through his cheek. When he was unable to do it himself, Chris Pontius had to lend a helping hand in skewering his friend. Once the fishing hook was secure in Steve-O’s flesh, he jumped into the ocean. This spot of ocean is right where they had dumped chum to attract sharks. As you can see, Steve-O was the bait in this situation. The most intense moment was when Steve-O actually kicked a shark in the face, accidentally of course. He got back to the boat quickly after that close encounter.
Johnny Knoxville Flies to the Moon
If you ever try to ride on a homemade rocket, you have officially earned the title jackass. This is exactly what Johnny Knoxville did. The first clue that this might not be the best idea was when part of the rocket exploded by Knoxville’s side. Yes, that qualifies as a near death experience. Never one to be backed down by safety concerns, Johnny Knoxville proceeded to light the rocket up again, straddling it as it flew gloriously into the wild blue yonder. To his credit, he at least set it up so the rocket had a somewhat less deadly water landing.
Riot Control Takes Down Bam Margera
Embassies and other important buildings need to be well protected. That is why they are equipped with anti-riot devices that shoot out ball bearings at high velocity. These injure people to the point where they no longer pose a threat. Apparently that description made Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, and Ryan Dunn decide that it would be hilarious to be shot by such a device. Bam and Dunn donned protective masks, while Johnny Knoxville decided his hand would provide adequate protection. You know a stunt is crazy when it leaves Bam Margera crying like a little girl.
Penis Vs. Python
A man’s penis is one of if not the most prized possession he has. Dressing it like a mouse is one thing, but then sticking said penis mouse into a snake’s enclosure is a whole different level of insane. Chris Pontius did exactly this, and was somewhat amused when the snake lunged for the penis mouse. Things took a turn for the horrifyingly hilarious when the snake got a firm purchase on its prey. The penis mouse tried to escape from the snake’s habitat, but that tenacious little reptile would not let go. The ensuing expressions were priceless.
Bam’s Dick Farm
Bam Margera has quite a few tattoos, so it is not surprising that he would be cavalier about permanently marking his body. A brand is just an interesting choice for creating that permanent mark. What is even more interesting is that the brand was shaped like a dick, and Bam decided that the best place for a dick shaped brand was on his butt cheek. Unfortunately, Bam’s flinching and Ryan Dunn’s unsteady hand created a multitude of half formed dicks across Bam’s ass. It was a veritable dick farm. The worst part was Bam showing the clearly infected dick farm to his parents. Needless to say, his mother was not pleased.