Always a bridesmaid, never a bride for these unlucky ladies, but truth be told, if the male heroes had any sense whatsoever, they’d realize that these prime choices would make far better mates then the cover girls they’ve selected.
5) Faith – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Who she was dumped for: Buffy Summers
Why she wasn’t chosen: We can’t just disregard the fact that Faith went nuts and killed a lot of people. She can also be very isolated, irritable and unstable at times.
Why she should’ve been chosen: So what she had an affinity for torturing tied up men with sharp objects, some people call that a fetish. Buffy was always a little bland. A little too “I can do bad all by myself.” Faith is accepting of your flaws because the pot can’t call the kettle black. You’d do a lot more of holding each other up, then with Buffy’s “I got this” attitude.
4) Erika – Underworld
Who she was dumped for: Selene
Why she wasn’t chosen: Erika was just a little too desperate wasn’t she? Not many men are interested in a woman who completely throws herself out there. Most prefer to see a little restraint. A little challenge. And of course there was her whole, “I want to be queen” attitude that would make you wonder if she was after you or the crown.
Why she should’ve been chosen: She’d love you until it hurt. Of course she’s into your status, what woman isn’t? Erika is completely willing to go above and beyond for you and she’s right there! No need to go chasing after the one woman you can’t have, simply because you can’t have her. The second you catch her, the fantasy dies and you’re just going to let her go anyway.
3) Storm – X-Men
Who she was dumped for: Jean Grey
Why she wasn’t chosen: Come on, do I really have to say it?
Why she should’ve been chosen: First and most importantly, there isn’t a psychopath deep down inside Storm just waiting to burst out. Second, she’s not going to be all up in your business trying to read your mind like she’s knows everything. Storm is chill, and if she’s not, she can make it chill.
2) Annie – Community
Who she was dumped for: Britta
Why she wasn’t chosen: Annie is not the made up blonde with tons of “experience” who flaunts her beauty hoping that someone will notice but then pretends to not like the attention. And she’s extremely awkward.
Why she should’ve been chosen: She’s also not the self-righteous “independent” woman who think she doesn’t need a man to be happy. Annie just wants a man to be there for her and take care of her. She wants security in a frightening world. She wants a “king.” You want to be a king right? Oh, and when she lets her hair down and actually tries (as you see above)…she way hotter than Britta.
1) Velma – Scooby Doo
Who she was dumped for: Daphne
Why she wasn’t chosen: Look at those ugly coke bottles? Thelma could use some social skills as well, I mean the girl could talk your ear off about stuff that nerds don’t even care about. And she always had a habit of explaining stuff to people like they are too stupid to see whats right in front of them.
Why she should’ve been chosen: She has a brain. No one like a brainiac, but no one likes an airhead either. I’d take an intelligent beauty over a drop dead gorgeous moron any day. Okay, maybe not any day, but certainly the next day.
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