I am secure enough in my masculinity to admit that I have been watching Cougar Town. It is surprisingly entertaining, and has given me a new found appreciation for that special breed of woman who has aged like a fine wine. In honor of Cougar Town I present to you this list of the 5 hottest cougars you will see on TV today.
Laurine Stamile plays a professor who dates Joel McHale’s character Jeff in community, but you lady readers will probably remember her better as Nurse Rose on Grey’s Anatomy. Yes, she is attractive enough to have been with McDreamy. Her role as Professor Slater on Community is what has really solidified her cougar position though. She definitely gives off the hot librarian vibe, even without wearing glasses. Plus it is as American as apple pie to lust after hot teachers, so there’s no way Lauren Stamile could have been left off this list.
Julie Bowen plays Claire Dunphy on Modern Family and is one sexy mama. She is 39 years old, but her looks have not diminished with age. What makes Julie Bowen special in the cougar world is that she doesn’t have to put on ridiculous amounts of make-up and wear tight fitting short dresses to look good. She can throw on jeans and a t-shirt and still be one of the sexiest women on TV. I would still enjoy seeing her in a tight low-cut dress though.
Sofia Vergara is the second lady from Modern Family to end up on this list. That should be reason enough for you to start watching Modern Family if you aren’t already. She is very well endowed in the chest department, which is something some guys like, but what moves her up this list is her accent and fiery nature. She is all unpredictable and exotic, and accents are sexy. It probably helps that she is married to a fat old guy on Modern Family, because in some ways that makes it feel like we normal guys have a chance.
Eva Longoria most likely needs no introduction, but for those of you who have been living under a rock, she is on Desperate Housewives. She is also married to NBA player Tony Parker and is a model at age 34. She has been the poster girl for ABC for several years now, because if her picture is put on a product it immediately catches guys’ interest. It is a testament to her hotness that no guy has seen Desperate Housewives, but every guy knows exactly who Eva Longoria is.
Of course Courteney Cox is number one, I even said Cougar Town was the inspiration for this list in the first paragraph. I don’t know how she is 45 years old and is still smoking hot. I am hard pressed to think of another actress who has aged as gracefully as she has and doesn’t look like she is made out of plastic. Not only is she extremely attractive in Cougar Town, but also quite funny. Basically the point is that Courteney Cox is the complete package at 45, and that is why she is number one on the list.