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Vampire Shows That Don’t Suck

Posted by Jordan On June - 17 - 2010

With the emergence of the Twilight series, vampires have found a new popularity in mainstream media. Some aren’t happy about Twilight’s depiction of sparkly vampires, but it cannot be denied that Twilight has been beneficial to the crazy throat ripping vampires as well, as vampire popularity has increased in general. A good example of this is with HBO’s series True Blood, which has become tremendously popular. Now that vampires are in vogue once again, it is a good time to look at 5 of the best vampire shows to be seen on television.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

When it comes to vampire shows, nothing beats Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Not only was Sarah Michelle Gellar super hot as she killed vampires, but the vampires themselves were pretty kick ass. They weren’t the sparkly and sympathetic vampires, but the kind that just wanted to suck your blood and maybe cop a feel at the same time. It wasn’t until the emergence of Angel that there was the sensitive type, but that was okay because he stilled busted heads. Joss Whedon definitely had a winner with Buffy.

True Blood

True Blood is HBO’s attempt at  a vampire series, and they hit this one out of the park. True Blood takes full advantage of HBO’s allowance of nudity, really focusing on the passion of vampires. Apparently vampires are very passionate. What makes True Blood stand out amongst other vampire shows is how the vampires try to live their lives as normal people, drinking only synthesized blood. Of course you cannot change the nature of the beast, so there is plenty of action to be seen.

The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries was basically the television version of Twilight. It followed high schoolers, some of whom happened to be vampires, as they go through their normal high school drama of who likes who and who is a pale bloodless corpse. The CW station was not known for the quality of its shows, so The Vampire Diaries was a bit of a pleasant surprise. This show was definitely aimed more towards teenage girls, but it was undoubtedly popular and well done.

Being Human

Being Human was one of the best series on the BBC. It didn’t particularly focus on vampires, focusing more on everything supernatural, but one of the main characters was a vampire as were many of the characters they ran into. It followed three roommates, a vampire, ghost, and werewolf, as they got into misadventures with other supernatural creatures and often speaking on the mystery of death. It was equal parts morbid and humorous, and all entertaining.

Moonlight

Moonlight was another vampire show definitely geared towards a female audience. As long as vampire stories have been around, there has been an air of sexuality and romance around them, and that is exactly what Moonlight focuses on. The part where the main character is also a private investigator is pretty awesome as well. There are few things as entertaining as vampire detective tracking down criminals, fighting other vampires, and loving human women.

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Top 5 Second-Class Heroines Worth A Date

Posted by Beaze On February - 8 - 2010

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride for these unlucky ladies, but truth be told, if the male heroes had any sense whatsoever, they’d realize that these prime choices would make far better mates then the cover girls they’ve selected.

5) Faith – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Who she was dumped for: Buffy Summers

Why she wasn’t chosen: We can’t just disregard the fact that Faith went nuts and killed a lot of people.  She can also be very isolated, irritable and unstable at times.

Why she should’ve been chosen: So what she had an affinity for torturing tied up men with sharp objects, some people call that a fetish.  Buffy was always a little bland.  A little too “I can do bad all by myself.”  Faith is accepting of your flaws because the pot can’t call the kettle black.  You’d do a lot more of holding each other up, then with Buffy’s “I got this” attitude.

4) Erika – Underworld

Who she was dumped for: Selene

Why she wasn’t chosen: Erika was just a little too desperate wasn’t she?  Not many men are interested in a woman who completely throws herself out there.  Most prefer to see a little restraint.  A little challenge.  And of course there was her whole, “I want to be queen” attitude that would make you wonder if she was after you or the crown.

Why she should’ve been chosen: She’d love you until it hurt.  Of course she’s into your status, what woman isn’t?  Erika is completely willing to go above and beyond for you and she’s right there!  No need to go chasing after the one woman you can’t have, simply because you can’t have her.  The second you catch her, the fantasy dies and you’re just going to let her go anyway.

3) Storm – X-Men

Who she was dumped for: Jean Grey

Why she wasn’t chosen: Come on, do I really have to say it?

Why she should’ve been chosen: First and most importantly, there isn’t a psychopath deep down inside Storm just waiting to burst out.  Second, she’s not going to be all up in your business trying to read your mind like she’s knows everything.  Storm is chill, and if she’s not, she can make it chill.

2) Annie – Community

Who she was dumped for: Britta

Why she wasn’t chosen: Annie is not the made up blonde with tons of “experience” who flaunts her beauty hoping that someone will notice but then pretends to not like the attention.  And she’s extremely awkward.

Why she should’ve been chosen: She’s also not the self-righteous “independent” woman who think she doesn’t need a man to be happy.  Annie just wants a man to be there for her and take care of her.  She wants security in a frightening world.  She wants a “king.”  You want to be a king right?  Oh, and when she lets her hair down and actually tries (as you see above)…she way hotter than Britta.

1) Velma – Scooby Doo

Who she was dumped for: Daphne

Why she wasn’t chosen: Look at those ugly coke bottles?  Thelma could use some social skills as well, I mean the girl could talk your ear off about stuff that nerds don’t even care about.  And she always had a habit of explaining stuff to people like they are too stupid to see whats right in front of them.

Why she should’ve been chosen: She has a brain.  No one like a brainiac, but no one likes an airhead either.  I’d take an intelligent beauty over a drop dead gorgeous moron any day.  Okay, maybe not any day, but certainly the next day.

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