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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

ROUND 1: Southwest Region

ROUND 2: East Region

ROUND 2: West Region

SWEET 16: East Region

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The truck that is Gordon Gekko just keeps steam rolling the competition.  His latest victim is none other than the legendary, liver-eating Hannibal.  Which juggernaut is going down on this side of the sweet 16?  Well…

VS.

(1) Freddy Krueger – A Nightmare on Elm Street

(4) Leatherface – Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Battle:  If you squinted really hard it’d be easy to confuse Freddy Krueger with the devil, but this competition is about more than looks.  Leatherface took people apart just so he could have a face (or a different face).  And as far as we know Leatherface was human.  But at the end of the day, Leatherface was driven to evil because he was teased as a child.  He was an odd child.  And there were plenty of signs that he didn’t exactly grasp what he was doing.  He was a deranged and disfigured Lennie.  Freddy knew exactly what he was doing, before and after death.  That takes a bit more evil.

Winner: Freddy Krueger

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(2) Jason Voorhees – Friday the 13th

(3) Catherine Tramell – Basic Instinct

Battle: Jason’s weakness is that he only kills people who wonder into Camp Crystal lake.  I mean all you have to do to avoid him is pass on the camping trip.  His strength however is that he is a mass murderer who slaughters everyone who packs a sleeping bag like a stuffed pig.  Catherine Tramell’s weakness is that she is lacking on the mass portion of her murders.  I mean she can only kill a few people at a time and even then she has to be very selective.  I mean if a guy could keep it in his pants, he’d see right through her and be able to subdue her.  She’s not very big.  But in the grand scheme of things…how many guys could actual keep it in their pants?

Winner: Catherine Tramell.

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(7) General Thade – Planet of the Apes

(11) Max Cady – Cape Fear

Battle: Max Cady is probably the most disgusting rapist in this tournament, but General Thade is probably the most evil dictator in this tournament.  However, Max had tunnel vision.  He spent all his time trying to set up one man.  Trying to break one man.  And his resume isn’t all that impressive.  If you are going to dedicate yourself to one person, you’d better terrorize the hell out of them.  General Thade however, knew how to conquer an entire race of people.  He didn’t just slaughter them, he beat them down and made them feel like they were nothing.  He made them believe they were nothing and deserved to be swatted down like in significant flies.

Winner: General Thade.

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(1) Joker – The Dark Knight

(4) Chucky – Child’s Play

Battle: You know, I would just like to lock these two characters in a room with a radio mic and listen to the conversation they would have.  It would have to be satellite radio of course, but it would be the most entertaining radio show ever.  But you don’t get points here for talking evil in this competition.  Joker saw the big picture and dedicated his life to just f—in’ sh– up.  That’s it.  No rhyme or reason.  He just wanted to f— sh– up and anyone who happened to catch his eye became the victim.  Chucky on the other hand spent all his time looking for a body.  He wasn’t really killing people just for the joy of killing people.  He was killing people get a body.  He was laying low most of the time posing as a doll and then coming out at night.  He wasn’t trying to terrify people, he went out of his way so they’d never see it coming.  Joker wouldn’t do that.

Winner: Joker

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NEXT UP, THE ELITE 8!—->

Beaze and all his crazy antics, featured articles and random thoughts are now on twitter @Beazewriter

We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

ROUND 1: Southwest Region

ROUND 2: East Region

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Darth Vader and Michael Myers took surprising falls in the east regions second round series and Damien and Gordon Gekko are just getting warmed up.  Who will move closer to hell in this region?  Let’s get it on!

VS.

(4) Leatherface – Texas Chainsaw Massacre

(12) Cruella DeVil – 101 Dalmatians

Battle: Cruella had a good run but let’s face it, she’d never be a real threat to you or anyone you know.  You could run into her on the street and what’s she’s gonna do, take your dog?  If she really wanted to hurt somebody she’d have killed those dalmatian lovers and stole their dogs.  If you even try to drive down Leatherface’s street he’s going to kill you.

Winner: Leatherface

VS.

(1) Joker – The Dark Knight

(8) Simon Pheonix – Demolition Man

Battle: The Joker and Simon Phoenix were after the same thing: chaos.  Joker killed city officials, turned a hero DA is a psychopath and tried to blow up two (literal) boat loads of people.  Simon Pheonix…killed city officials.  So while I totally Wesley Snipes would beat Heath Ledger’s ass any day of the week, his resume comes up a little short.

Winner: Joker

VS.

(3) Catherine Tramell – Basic Instinct

(11) Clarence Boddicker – Robocop

Battle: Clarence Boddicker was really just out for a good time.  Should a cop get in his way — or anyone for that matter — he took pleasure in blowing them away.  Still, his objective was to party.  Catherine Tramell seemed to go out looking for trouble.  She wanted to twist people to her will and then kill them.  That’s some evil sh–.

Winner: Catherine Tramell

VS.

(2) Jason Voorhees – Friday the 13th

(7) Alonzo – Training Day

Battle: Alonzo was chasing power and respect which most would say is the root of all evil, but in a way he was just trying to restore order.  His order, but still order.  Jason Voorhees was a scared little boy looking for his mommy, but he was demented enough to believe that anyone who entered his camp was his enemy and deserved to die.  Jason had more demons.

Winner: Jason Voorhees

VS.

(4) Chucky – Child’s Play

(12) Peyton Flanders – The Hand that Rocked the Craddle

Battle: It’s the baby doll vs. the babysitter.  I think it’s safe to say that Peyton isn’t going to be rocking Chucky’s cradle anytime soon.  Yea she killed one guy and tried to take over a family, but let’s pretend she succeeded.  She’d have done anything to protect her family, but she wouldn’t go out of her way to hurt people.  If Chucky possessed a new body, his evil would know no bounds.

Winner: Chucky

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(3) Norman Bates – Psycho

(11) Max Cady – Cape Fear

Battle:  Here’s the deal with Norman Bates: he (and his mother) just wanted to be left alone.  They could have stayed in that crappy motel for years and not interact with anyone.  Evil contained.  Max Cady had an itch he just had to scratch.  An itch for rape, if not murder to.  He’d never just sit alone and let it fester.

Winner: Max Cady

VS.

(1) Freddy Kruger – A Nightmare of Elm Street

(8) T-1000 – Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Battle: Just stop for a minute and imagine this battle for real.  Amazing right?  Well in terms of evil, the liquid terminators only objective was to assassinate (I think he is important enough to warrant the term) John Connor.  He didn’t really kill anyone he didn’t have to.  He wasn’t just poking bystanders in the eye with his liquid daggers.  Freddy would’ve.

Winner: Freddy Kruger

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(7) General Thade – Planet of the Apes

(15) Maleficent – Sleeping Beauty

Battle: Hmm…General Thade kept slaves.  Maleficent never had any slaves.  Maleficent tried to kill a baby and then eat the prince that came to save the grown up baby.  General Thade would certainly kill a human baby and anyone who tried to stop him.  Isn’t it ironic that Maleficent’s “Cinderella” story dies here.

Winner: General Thade

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SWEET 16: EAST REGION AHEAD —->

Beaze and all his crazy antics, featured articles and random thoughts are now on twitter @Beazewriter

We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

Click image to see an enlarged bracket.

There weren’t many upsets in the Southeast region, but we did see Damien rise up and announce that he is here to claim the throne that is rightfully his (I mean he is the Antichrist).  Will anyone in the Southwest region be able to give him a run for his money?  Find out below.

VS.

(1) Freddy Kruger – Nightmare of Elm Street: Guts children with a glove made of scissors.

(16) Henry Evans – the Good Son: Killed his neighbor’s pets with a homemade crossbow.

Winner: Freddy never faced a child like Henry before I can tell you that much.  This child Macaulay Culkin won’t scare as easy as Freddy’s typical drugged up teenage victims.  Henry was a pure sociopath, no doubt about it and would have pulled off the upset against any other supernatural killer…but Freddy Kruger was just as sociopathic when he was human.  Once Freddy was given supernatural powers, he took it to a whole new level.  Freddy wins.

VS.

(4) Leatherface – Texas Chainsaw Massacre: If you ever needed to cut up a log, he’s your guy.

(13) Sauron – Lord of the Rings: Made a nasty ring that turns everyone into a douchebag.

Winner: Look, I’m not even going to pretend that I sat through 9+ hours of LOTR’s, nor that I’d understand its confusing twists and turns if I had.  Leatherface chopped body parts and made an entire nation shiver every time they heard a chainsaw rev to life.  Leatherface advances.  Next!

VS.

(3) Catherine Tramell – Basic Instinct: the ultimate femme fatale who murdered men with an ice pick.

(14) Patrick Bateman – American Psycho: the ultimate whack job who murdered people with an axe.

Winner: Christain Bale was truly a psycho – if not American – but at the end of the day who knows whether he really splattered anybody or if he just fantasized about it.  I know that’s the gateway behavior (I watch Criminal Minds), but please Patrick…man up and do something about it already!  No way does he compare to a legged legend.  Sharon Stone moves on.

VS.

(7) Alonzo – Training Day: A murderer with a badge.

(10) Alex - A Clockwork Orange: A home invaded with a fetish for sleeping wives.

Winner: Alonzo shakes down thugs like Alex on a daily basis and he’d have no problem out evil-ing this little creep.  Denzel Washington wins.

VS.

(6) John Doe – Se7en: Reminded the world of the seven deadly sins by putting a cop’s wife’s head in a box.

(11) Clarence Boddicker – Robocop: Notorious cop killer.

Winner: Let’s see.  One guy blew a cops apart piece by piece and the other guy destroyed a cop mentally piece by piece.  It’s brain vs. brawn here, but in terms of sheer evil…I have to give it to the robo-killer.  He’d never commit suicide to punish himself.

VS.

(5) Lex Luthor – Superman: A criminal mastermind who tried to sink California.

(12) Cruella DeVil – 101 Dalmatians: an heiress furrier who tried to skin 101 dalmatians just to make a coat.

Winner: As much as I’d like to stick up for California, the truth is that the movie versions of Lex Luthor are all genius and short on the evil.  Cruella DeVil was just as rich and if you asked me who I’d be most afraid to meet face to face, it’d have to be DeVil.

VS.

(8) T-1000 – Terminator 2: Judgment Day: the liquid terminator famous for stabbing his victims with ice pick hands.

(9) O-Ren Ishii – Kill Bill: Notorious for slicing and dicing her victims with katana swords.

Winner: The T-1000 was creator for the specific purpose of assassination, but some would say the same for O-Ren Ishii.  O-Ren was a bad girl, but once again, the code of thieves comes back to bite another villain on the ass.  T-1000 didn’t bargain, hesitate or apologize.  The liquid terminator shuffles on to round 2.

VS.

(2) Jason Voorhees – Friday the 13th: A machete wielding ex-camper in a hockey mask.

(15) Derek Vinyard – American History X: A white supremacist that curb stomps black people.

Winner: A lot of people would say that racist people are the most evil people in the world, but I’d argue that they aren’t evil.  They are just cowards, who attack what they fear.  Jason Voorhees was afraid of no one.  Jason wins.

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Next up, ROUND 2!—->

Beaze and all his crazy antics, featured articles and random thoughts are now on twitter @Beazewriter

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