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The Evolution of G.I. Joe

Posted by Jordan On April - 29 - 2010

The first time we were introduced to the G.I. Joes on television was way back in 1985. Back then they were constantly facing off against Cobra, a theme that follows into modern times. With the popularity of G.I. Joes as action figures, it is no surprise to see how man reincarnations of G.I. Joe cartoons and movie there have been. Let’s take a look back on the evolution of G.I. Joe in movies and television.

G.I. Joe in 1985


The first G.I. Joe cartoon was released in 1985 by Marvel and Sunbow Productions. Marvel’s G.I. Joe comic book had been doing pretty well, so the cartoon was the next logical step. This first reincarnation was definitely aimed towards younger kids to try and convince them to buy more G.I. Joe action figures. This could also be said for pretty much every Saturday morning cartoon, I’m not judging. What this first G.I. Joe series really brought us were those oh so informative PSAs at the end of each episode. One of the Joes would teach a group of kids something about life and finish things off by saying, “And knowing is half the battle”. This first cartoon ran until 1987 when Sunbow pulled the plug.

The First G.I. Joe Movie

The first animated G.I. Joe movie came out in 1987, right around the time that the cartoon was canceled. G.I. Joe: The Movie was originally intended to be released in theaters, along with a Transformers movie and a My Little Pony movie. The Transformers movie and My Little Pony movie were released first and flopped big time, so the G.I. Joe movie was switched from a theatrical release to a straight to video release. The interesting part of the movie was that they originally killed Duke off. It was later decided to edit that part out and simply say Duke was in a coma to protect the fragile little minds of children everywhere.

The Second Cartoon

Despite selling a crapload of G.I. Joe action figures, nobody picked up the G.I. Joe cartoon series for a while after Sunbow dropped theirs. In 1989 DiC Entertainment contacted Hasbro for permission to continue the G.I. Joe series started by Marvel and Hasbro. Permission was granted and we got to see another 2 seasons of the Joes facing off against Cobra. DiC kept the same approach as Marvel and Sunbow had, but began to focus episodes on specific new characters. DiC’s series went on until 1991.

The Other Cartoons


After Dic’s series, the Joes ran into some hard times as far as their cartoons were concerned. G.I. Joe Extreme ran for 2 seasons from 1995 to 1997 and was based off a new line of G.I. Joe action figures. Extreme never really built up much of a following. In 2003 and 2004 we saw the direct to DVD movies G.I. Joe: Spy Troops and G.I. Joe: Valor Vs. Venom. Once again these latest G.I. Joe projects were widely ignored. Things got the lowest in 2005 with G.I. Joe: Sigma 6. It was canceled before all 26 episodes were aired in the US. Then came a shining beacon of hope. G.I. Joe: Resolute came and showed us that the Joes could grow and change with the original viewers. Written by Warren Ellis, the G.I. Joe: Resolute series no longer had the Cobra Commandos as inept troops with terrible aim. Both Cobra Commandos and Joes got shot, stabbed, and otherwise killed throughout this series that was by far the darkest incarnation of G.I. Joe that we have seen. It was also the most entertaining series we have seen for a long time.

The Movie

And then things went downhill again. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was supposed to capitalize on the success of the Transformers movie, but then they cast Channing Tatum as Duke and produced an extremely sub-par movie. Not even Dennis Quaid could save the movie. On the plus side, Sienna Miller was super hot as the Baroness. She almost made the movie worth the ticket price. Almost. There hasn’t been much talk about doing another G.I. Joe movie like this one, but if there is a new one we can only hope it follows G.I. Joe: Resolute and decides to kick an enormous amount of ass. We’ve grown up and we like it when our cartoons do too.

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Marvel Chooses Captain America…Possibly

Posted by Jordan On March - 20 - 2010

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Marvel has made an offer to Chris Evans to play Captain America. Evans has some experience with Marvel, playing Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four movies. He was also in the superhero type movie Push and will be in comic book movies Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and The Losers. That sounds like a pretty good comic book movie resume, even if the Fantastic Four movies weren’t very good. Chris Evans definitely looks the part, and let’s face it, anyone who isn’t Channing Tatum playing Captain America is good news. Marvel has yet to confirm this report, but Chris Evans does seem like a good choice.

Chris Evans could be Captain America

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Who is Captain America?

Posted by Jordan On March - 17 - 2010

Captain America might have the most casting rumors of any movie coming out in the foreseeable future. Apparently it is rather difficult to cast somebody to play an iconic American legend with a very vocal fan following. Names rumored to have been considered for the role of Captain America include John Krasinski AKA Jim Halpert from The Office, Ryan Phillipe, and Channing Tatum.

Who will be Captain America?

John Krasinski is now officially out, but much to the protest of fanboys everywhere, Channing Tatum is still being considered for the role. Channing Tatum is a terrible actor. It had to be said. It is hard to see anybody on Marvel’s casting list playing such an iconic character as Captain America, which is perhaps why it has taken so long for information on the casting to become available. The fact that they are taking their time with this decision is a good sign, as they are waiting to find the right man for the part.

Hugo Weaving has been cast as Captain America villain the Red Skull

Hugo Weaving has signed on to play the part of the Red Skull, Captain America’s archenemy. Hugo has proven himself to be a very good actor, so it is hard not to be pleased about this casting decision. It is another step in the right direction of filling out Captain America’s cast. Let’s be honest for a second though. We know that it is not going to be Ryan Phillipe, or Channing Tatum, or even my favorite prospect, Chris Evans. Marvel is obviously just waiting for Ryan Reynolds to finish up with the Green Lantern and Deadpool movies so he can take the mantle of Captain America. You heard it here first folks, Ryan Reynolds is Captain America. And every other superhero.

Could Ryan Reynolds be the next Captain America? And evry other superhero?

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