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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

ROUND 1: Southwest Region

ROUND 2: East Region

ROUND 2: West Region

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Max Cady proved to a little more psycho then the Psycho Norman Bates, but everything else in round 2 west region went pretty much as planned.  So we are do for a shake up here in the sweet 16?  Let’s get right to it.

VS.

(2) Terminator – Terminator

(14) The Creeper – Jeepers Creepers

Battle: Neither one seems easily stoppable.  If you cut up the Creeper, he’ll just eat someone’s limbs and then his will grow back.  If you blow up the terminator, his pieces will keep coming after you.  However, the creeper seems to only take what he needs.  If the terminator had the opportunity to take Mac and his sister, he would’ve and kidnapped her and used her for experiments.  Or worse.

Winner: Terminator

VS.

(9) Castor Troy -Face/Off

(12) Bullseye – Daredevil

Battle: Once again Bullseye faces off against a man who would’ve employed him.  But while Bullseye killed for assignments and occasionally just because he can, Castor Troy killed just to watch the panic and terror.  Castor Troy was a bon-a-fide terrorist, and what’s more evil than that?

Winner: Castor Troy

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(1) Hannibal – Silence of the Lambs

(12) Gordon Gekko – Wall Street

Battle: “The Destroyer” Gordon Gekko vs. Hannibal “the Stomach” Lecter.  I know that greed is evil.  I know that wall street is evil.  And I know that Gordon is the face of both evils.  Gordon Gekko and the current economic climate (not to mention that I just finished watching Capitalism: A love-story) all make it incredibly hard not to pass Gordon Gekko into the next round.  I mean you have to have absolutely no conscious to do some of the things he did and not bat an eye.  Then again, Hannibal, well…he cooked a guys brains and fed it to him.  That’s some crazy sh–.  But at the end of the day, Hannibal was somewhat controlled.  He could even bring himself to be “helpful” to the police if it suited his motives.  Help the police?  That’s not evil.  Hannibal was never even the man bad guy in his own movies.  Lame.  If you can’t even be the worst villain in your own movie then I don’t know what you are.

Winner: Gordon Gekko

VS.

(3) Damien – The Omen

(10) the White Witch – Chronicles of Narnia

Battle:  Hmm…what if Damien came to Narnia?  Could he take over Narnia?  Could he out-evil the witch?  I know the White Witch did a lot of cold things things, but here’s the thing: not to be racist or nationalist or species-ist…whatever, but the White Witch didn’t really terrorize humans.  She didn’t even really terrorize earth.  At least not our realm.  That’s going to hurt her in this competition.  I don’t really care what happens to talking beavers (don’t giggle).  Damien on the other did his best to destroy humans and earth.  Or send us all to hell.  And he almost succeeded.  It took Jesus Christ to bring him down.  Jesus Christ.  Are you kidding me?  When Jesus has to come back to stop you, that’s f—in’ evil (sorry Lord).

Winner:  Damien

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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

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We’ve already witnessed what will probably be the biggest upset of the tournament when Maleficent bested the legendary Dracula.  Could anything else top that?  See below:

VS.

(7) Anton Chigurh – No Country for Old Men: Notorious for his captive bolt pistol.

(10) White Witch – Chronicles of Narnia: She murdered a god-like lion and then wore his mane into battle against his people.

Winner: Anton was a nasty son-of-a-b—-, but consider this.  Anton wasn’t pure evil, the man was just driven.  Indifferent.  He even had a freaking code that would’ve allowed Brolin to save his wife.  Compassion is not evil.  The White Witch at the buzzer.

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(2) The Wicked Witch of the West – Wizard of Oz/the Wiz: She cut the king of pop Michael Jackson in half.

(15) Sheriff of Nottingham – Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves: An evil dictator that canceled Christmas.

Winner: The Sheriff of Nottingham knows his witches, but there is no way this witch would submit to his will.  She’s terrorized an entire fictional city in her own right.  But as much as I’d like to see a witches duel in the next round, the Wicked Witch of the West wasn’t really “evil” she was just drunk with revenge for her sister.  The greedy Sheriff was corrupt to the bone.

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(5) The Predator – Predator: An unflinching alien hunter.

(12) Bullseye – Daredevil: An unflinching Irish assassin.

Winner: Both are noted for hunting down their targets and blowing them away.  Both tend to enjoy the thrill of the hunt more than the profit.  Both tend to get fixated on targets they fail to kill.  So what’s the difference?  Well the Predator draws the line at killing children and pregnant women, while Bullseye’s silenced an old lady with a peanut.  That’s evil.  Bullseye’s from long range!

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(8) Regan – The Exorcist: A 12 year-old possessed by — possibly — the devil himself.

(9) Castor Troy – Face/Off: A criminal possessed by a cop.

Winner: Okay, so again, Regan wasn’t really evil at all.  And if she were good bad enough to replace the devil, she wouldn’t have had to have been possessed by him to do evil.  What boss wants to do the work for his employee?  But Castor Troy still has to earn his spot.  He shot a little boy.  That will do.

VS.

(3) Damien thorn – The Omen: He is the actual son of the devil, dubbed the Antichrist.

(12) Jimmy Bones – Bones: The ghost of Snoop Dogg with revenge on his mind.

Winner: I mean Damien is the son of the devil, so he is actually created for this tournament.  But he was also a confused little boy and not really sold on the whole “evil destiny” thing.  However, Jimmy Bones didn’t really kill — or at least target — anyone he did not have a beef with, so Damien moves on.

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(1) Darth Vader – Star Wars: Destroyed whole planets.

(16) Daniel Plainview – There Will Be Blood: He beat a man to death with a bowling pin.

Winner: Sure Darth Vader kill a lot of people, but they meant nothing to him in the first place.  Daniel Plainview killed one fake son and tormented the other.  Then again, Darth Vader, choked his wife, sliced his mentor, chopped off the hand of his son and tortured his daughter.  Darth wins.

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(4) Khan – Star Trek: He stuck eels into people’s ears to control their minds.

(13) Kingpin – Daredevil: He stuck roses in his victims pockets to let them know they were going to die.

Winner: This is interesting because neither villain was shy about getting their hands dirty, but in the end it’s like this: for the Kingpin, if it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense.  For Khan, well…vengeance and chaos was the goal.  Khan wins.

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(6) Nurse Ratched – One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest: She was the inmate running the asylum.

(11) Kevin – Sin City: a serial killer that ate his victims and hung their heads on his wall.

Winner: Wow.  Nurse Ratchet picked on the mentally challenged.  Kevin picked on prostitutes.  Most people have a soft spot for the mental and a hard…nevermind.  If I had to say who was more likely to turn over a new leaf of righteousness, it’d have to be Nurse Ratchet.  Kevin, please pass go into round two.

Results:

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