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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

ROUND 1: Southwest Region

ROUND 2: East Region

ROUND 2: West Region

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Max Cady proved to a little more psycho then the Psycho Norman Bates, but everything else in round 2 west region went pretty much as planned.  So we are do for a shake up here in the sweet 16?  Let’s get right to it.

VS.

(2) Terminator – Terminator

(14) The Creeper – Jeepers Creepers

Battle: Neither one seems easily stoppable.  If you cut up the Creeper, he’ll just eat someone’s limbs and then his will grow back.  If you blow up the terminator, his pieces will keep coming after you.  However, the creeper seems to only take what he needs.  If the terminator had the opportunity to take Mac and his sister, he would’ve and kidnapped her and used her for experiments.  Or worse.

Winner: Terminator

VS.

(9) Castor Troy -Face/Off

(12) Bullseye – Daredevil

Battle: Once again Bullseye faces off against a man who would’ve employed him.  But while Bullseye killed for assignments and occasionally just because he can, Castor Troy killed just to watch the panic and terror.  Castor Troy was a bon-a-fide terrorist, and what’s more evil than that?

Winner: Castor Troy

VS.

(1) Hannibal – Silence of the Lambs

(12) Gordon Gekko – Wall Street

Battle: “The Destroyer” Gordon Gekko vs. Hannibal “the Stomach” Lecter.  I know that greed is evil.  I know that wall street is evil.  And I know that Gordon is the face of both evils.  Gordon Gekko and the current economic climate (not to mention that I just finished watching Capitalism: A love-story) all make it incredibly hard not to pass Gordon Gekko into the next round.  I mean you have to have absolutely no conscious to do some of the things he did and not bat an eye.  Then again, Hannibal, well…he cooked a guys brains and fed it to him.  That’s some crazy sh–.  But at the end of the day, Hannibal was somewhat controlled.  He could even bring himself to be “helpful” to the police if it suited his motives.  Help the police?  That’s not evil.  Hannibal was never even the man bad guy in his own movies.  Lame.  If you can’t even be the worst villain in your own movie then I don’t know what you are.

Winner: Gordon Gekko

VS.

(3) Damien – The Omen

(10) the White Witch – Chronicles of Narnia

Battle:  Hmm…what if Damien came to Narnia?  Could he take over Narnia?  Could he out-evil the witch?  I know the White Witch did a lot of cold things things, but here’s the thing: not to be racist or nationalist or species-ist…whatever, but the White Witch didn’t really terrorize humans.  She didn’t even really terrorize earth.  At least not our realm.  That’s going to hurt her in this competition.  I don’t really care what happens to talking beavers (don’t giggle).  Damien on the other did his best to destroy humans and earth.  Or send us all to hell.  And he almost succeeded.  It took Jesus Christ to bring him down.  Jesus Christ.  Are you kidding me?  When Jesus has to come back to stop you, that’s f—in’ evil (sorry Lord).

Winner:  Damien

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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

This is the bracket:

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We begin with the Northeast Region:

VS.

(2) The Terminator – Terminator: Murdered a bar full of innocent bystander just to kill Sarah Connor.

(15) Keyser Soze – The Usual Suspects: killed his own family just so they couldn’t be used against him.

Winner: This would have been a slam dunk for Soze, but seeing as how no one really knows whether or not Keyser Soze actually did kill his family or anyone else for that matter.  Advantage goes to the 2 ton robot who splattered people without blinking.  Granted he doesn’t need to blink, but still…Terminator wins.

VS.

(1) Hannibal Lecter – Silence of the Lamb: Killed a man and then wore his face to escape capture.

(16) The Fisherman – I Know What You Did Last Summer: Stuck a hook through the jaw of a dock boy.

Winner: The Fisherman may kill his victims and stick them in the freezer, but he never came back and ate them.  Hannibal did.  That’s sick, literally.  Hannibal wins.

VS.

(3) Jack Torrence – the Shining: Put an axe through the chest of a cook on his way to hunting down his wife and son.

(14) Lori Quaid – Total Recall The Creeper - Jeepers Creepers (at the 11th hour there was a power outage at the recall facility so Lori couldn’t make it to the tournament.  The Creeper is her replacement — Hey, I said there’d be surprises.): He has an entire cave canvased with the bodies of young road trippers he’s murdered over the decades.

Winner: I’m sorry, but Jack Torrence killed one person.  One.  With an axe.  Where’s the creativity?  Truth be told the house was the true villain in the Shining.  The Creeper on the other hand shove a shotgun through an elderly ladies chest.  The Creeper pulls off the upset.

VS.

(7) Vincent – Collateral: Forced a man he was going to kill to help him kill others.

(10) Annie Wilkes – Misery: Forced the object of her desires to stay with her by breaking his ankles with a sledge hammer.

Winner: Vincent was a detached assassin, but he wasn’t really evil, just indifferent.  Annie Wilkes — though not in her mind — was evil.  Who’d want to be strapped down to a bed by Kathy Bates?  Annie Wilkes wins.

VS.

(8) Blofeld - the James Bond series: He was a global terrorist before it was cool.

(9) Bill the Butcher – Gangs of New York: Thought American immigrants should be squished like cockroaches.

Winner: It’s simple.  Blofeld planned a lot of evil sh–.  Bill the Butcher did a lot of evil sh–.  Case closed.  Bill the Butcher wins.

VS.

(5) Pennywise – It: An evil clown that kidnapped and murdered children for laughs.

(12)Gordon Gekko – Wall Street: An evil stockbroker who destroyed thousands of families financially.

Winner: I understand Gordon Gekko never killed anybody, but as we all know now that “greed” can torture a victim just as painfully as any knife.  Pennywise stalked tons of children…but took a 30 year break.  Gordon Gekko never takes a vacation.  Gekko wins.

VS.

(4) Michael Myers – Halloween: One of the most gruesome psycho-killers of the 80′s

(13) Lord Voldemort – Harry Potter: Murdered Harry’s parents.

Winner: I thought this would be a battle, but when you think about it…Lord Voldemort didn’t really kill many “people” and spent his entire life failing to kill a boy.  Michael Myers could teach this guy a thing or two about murdering family.  Myers wins.

VS.

(6) Mr. Blonde – Reserior Dogs: Sliced off a man’s ear while dancing to “Stuck in the Middle With You.”

(11) Pinhead – Hellraiser: Known for shackling his victims in chains and then pulling them apart.

Winner:  Whoa.  Toughest battle yet.  Mr. Blonde is about as demonic as a human can get, but Pinhead was about as demonic as a demon could get.  So here’s the kicker: you could bargain with Pinhead.  You couldn’t bargain with Mr. Blonde.  Mr. Blonde wins.

Results:

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NORTHWEST REGION —->

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