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20 Hottest Bond Girls: Part 2

Posted by Jordan On June - 4 - 2010
The second and final installment of the 20 Hottest Bond Girls hardly needs an introduction. These were the Bond Girls who looked so good on screen that you almost forgot James Bond was busy trying to save the world from certain doom. How James Bond managed to stay focused on his objectives around women like these I’ll never know. Here they are, the best of the best. The top 10 Hottest Bond Girls.
10. Eva Green – Vesper Lynd
Daniel Craig’s emergence as the new James Bond was almost overshadowed by the performance of Eva Green as Vesper Lynd. Vesper Lynd appeared to play Bond for a fool and seduced him for her own needs. In the end, James Bond’s sexual appeal worked like gravity and pulled her in as she truly fell in love with everyone’s favorite spy.
9. Zena Marshall – Miss Taro
Miss Taro appeared to be just another piece of eye candy in the Jamaican office of a British foreign secretary. She spent her free time sending government secrets to Dr. No. While she did not directly try to kill James Bond she did set up events that proved dangerous for him. She did try to get in his bed, quite directly in fact. At this she was successful.
8. Caterina Murino -  Solange Dimitrios
As the other Bond Girl in Casino Royale, Solange Dimitrios did not last very long into the movie. James Bond used his sharp good looks to ease secrets out of her. If he also managed to ease her out of her dress, that was just a perk.
7. Cecilie Thomson – Professor Inga Bergstrom
Cecilie Thomsen joins Denise Richards as an actress far too young and hot for the role she was playing. It is a little more believable that Inga Bergstrom was a super hot and young professor than Christmas Jones as a nuclear physicist. Either way, she was still a TA to James Bond. 
6. Kristina Wayborn – Magda
Magda thought herself to be a master of the art of seduction in Octopussy, and decided to test her skilles against James Bond. Bond knows a good seduction when he sees one, and went along with it. He also used Magda to help him track down a faberge egg he was after, so it was pretty much a win-win situation for him.

5. Jane Seymour – Solitaire

Jane Seymour is one of the few Bond Girls who might look better now than she did in the movie. With that said, she still looked great in the movie. Solitaire has the power to tell the future. Along with seeing that James Bond was the man who could save her from Mr. Big in Live and Let Die, she also saw that he was the best possible candidate for her to lose her virginity to, even though it meant she would no longer be able to tell the future.
4. Halle Berry – Jinx
Halle Berry has always been quite the looker, and she didn’t disappoint as Jinx in Die Another Day. Jinx was a kick ass American NSA agent who got in one hell of a catfight with Miranda Frost. Of course Jinx came out on top, in both the fight and the handsome spy she was working with.
3. Famke Janssen – Xenia Onatopp
There are only two things that need to be said about Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp. First, Janssen is a former model, so she looks very good. Second, Xenia Onatopp killed her enemies by crushing their skulls in between her thighs. Best death ever.
2. Claudine Auger – Domino Derval

Domino Derval was such a sexy character that she was brought in for two movies; first Thunderball and then Never Say Never Again. James Bond simultaneously meets her and saves her from drowning. She repays him by shooting one of his enemies with a spear gun later, and also by looking fantastic in a swimsuit.
1. Ursula Andress – Honey Ryder
Ursula Ryder is widely recognized as the first true Bond Girl through her potrayal of Honey Ryder. As such, she has set the bar for every Bond Girl that has followed her, and she set that bar high. Her first introduction to Bond, walking out of the ocean glistening wet in a bikini, is one of the most recognizable scenes in the whole James Bond franchise. The scene was even replicated by Halle Berry in Die Another Day, but nothing beats the original.

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