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5 Movie Remakes that Challenge the Originals

Posted by Jordan On October - 23 - 2010

There are some movies that have been so iconic that later generations of filmmakers have to make their own versions of the same movie. Most of the time, this does not work out very well. It seems that the magic of the original is often lost when people try to remake classic films. Expectations for the remakes are so high because of the beloved status of the original movies that it is almost impossible for those expectations to be met. On rare occasions the remakes actually do meet these expectations and can be considered to be on the same level as the originals. It looks like the Coen Brothers’ remake of True Grit might actually be on this level. Check out the True Grit trailer below.

Yeah, it looks pretty damn good. Here are 5 other remakes that compared favorably to their predecessors.

3:10 To Yuma

Like True Grit, 3:10 to Yuma was a remake of a classic western film. The star studded cast of Christian Bale and Russell Crowe gave some great performances. Christian Bale was great as a former soldier who has lost his foot and the respect of his son. While he can’t get his foot back, he tries to earn the respect of his son by escorting a dangerous criminal, Russell Crowe, to the train that will take him to prison. Russell Crowe manages to be believable as a ruthless criminal who improbably has a very strict moral code. It all added up to a great western movie for a new generation.

The Fly

The original The Fly was made way back in 1958. It was an astounding movie for the time, but when 1986 rolled around it was decided that The Fly needed a remake. Director David Cronenberg cast Jeff Goldblum as his eccentric scientist who tries to use transportation technology to woo Geena Davis. As usual, trying to impress a girl leads to disaster and ruin when a fly gets into Goldblum’s teleportation device, turning Jeff Goldblum into a man/fly hybrid that is unfortunately more fly than man. Since this was not a romantic comedy, the transformation led to horrifying events rather than quirky misunderstandings and audiences loved it.

Friday the 13th

Jason Vorhees is one of the most terrifying characters in modern cinema. There were numerous Jason movies made in the 80′s but they went down in quality and he eventually fell off the map. Around 2009, moviemakers decided that kids at camp were not filled with enough terror, so Friday the 13th was reborn. Jason came back with a vengeance, making up for all his lost time in killing sexy teenagers. The remake captured the walking specter of death that was Jason Vorhees perfectly and gave young campers a new reason to be homesick. At least there aren’t homicidal maniacs back there.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was one of the most iconic horror movies of all time. It has spawned many sequels, including a terrible one called Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation starring Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zelwegger. The 2003 remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring Jessica Biel was incredible. First of all, she looked damn good in it. That had to be said. The carnage that Leatherface inflicted was gory, disturbing, and awesome. Adding in fake police footage for the “based on true events” side of the movie was a great touch as well.

The Thing

The Thing is a remake of the classic movie, The Thing from Another World. The Thing is a far superior movie to The Thing from Another World, not least of all for shortening that bulky title. The suspense in The Thing was a work of masterfully created art. The audience was kept in suspense about the identity of the shape changing killer and every character was a suspect for most of the movie. The final reveal was shocking and horrifying as the true killer was revealed and the final battle for survival began. The Thing is not only one of the best remakes of all time, but one of the scariest movies as well.

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5 Movies So Bad They’re Good

Posted by Jordan On May - 7 - 2010

Making entertaining movies isn’t easy. As much as I’d say it is a simple matter of throwing in some robots and explosions, not everyone likes Michael Bay movies. The simple truth is most of the movies that get made are steaming piles of crap. Then there are those movies that go beyond bad and somehow find a way to become entertaining again. Some of these terrible movies can even be fun to watch multiple times. These are movies so bad that they’re good.

Plan 9 From Outer Space


Plan 9 From Outer Space isn’t just bad because it was made in 1959. It is just a completely ridiculous movie. The dialogue is terrible and the narrator can’t seem to decide whether these events happened in the future or the past.The story is humanity has created a weapon capable of destroying the universe, so aliens decide to stop them the only way they can. Zombie army. Yes, the aliens use their advanced technology to raise zombies to kill the humans. Fights break out and and fires just kind of pop up everywhere. Plan 9 From Outer Space has been called the worst movie ever made, but it is far too entertaining for that title.

Battlefield Earth


Battlefield Earth has been described as the Plan 9 From Outer Space of our generation. They both involve aliens, are terribly made, and I can’t stop laughing when I watch them, so I’d say it’s a fairly apt comparison. Scientology has never been a subject taken too seriously by most people. The explanation of Scientology sounds like a movie that would end up on this list. Thus it is no surprise that a movie based off a book by the father of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard, and pushed forward by outspoken Scientologist John Travolta was absolutely insane. The acting is terrible, but at least we see John Travolta as a giant alien with dreadlocks. That alone makes the movie awesome.

Cabin Fever


Many old horror movies fall into the category of movies so bad they were good. Cabin Fever took note of this and created a horror movie that never once had us scared, but often had us laughing. Cabin Fever decided horror equated to college kids getting naked, having sex, and speaking awkwardly. Also there was a little kid who just bit everyone. At no point was the flesh eating virus even slightly intimidating, everyone was too distracted by the sex. The best part of the movie was the fact none of the main characters were that likable, and it was cause to celebrate every time one of them died.

Leprechaun: In the Hood


I guess the thinking behind this movie was everything becomes cooler if you give it an “urban” twist. That’s how a creature from Irish folklore got into a shootout with gangsta rappers. It makes perfect sense. Ice-T is a record producer who had the leprechaun trapped until three rappers released it and now they are trying to find a magic flute while aiming their guns sideways at each other. The best part is that some people find a leprechaun to be a scary creature. It’s the same thing as those Chucky movies, how is something that reaches up to your ankle scary? Just kick it across the room. With a title like Leprechaun in the Hood you can’t really expect a quality movie, you can, however, expect an entertaining one. That’s why they made the sequel Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood. No, that was not a typo. Leprechauns just can’t spell.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation


The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise is known for being one the more well done horror franchises. That just makes Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation all the more hilarious. One of the crazier parts of the movie is that Leatherface has taken up cross-dressing pretty seriously. Now he chases kids down wearing a wig, makeup, a dress, and heels. I can’t decide if that makes him scarier or not. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: TNG took it a step further when it came to bad movie entertainment value. The two stars of the movie are none other than Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellwegger. This was of course before either of them were big movie stars, but they are both easily recognizable. There is possibly nothing more entertaining than seeing a big star in a terrible role before they were big. The things they had to do for fame.

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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

ROUND 1: Southwest Region

ROUND 2: East Region

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Darth Vader and Michael Myers took surprising falls in the east regions second round series and Damien and Gordon Gekko are just getting warmed up.  Who will move closer to hell in this region?  Let’s get it on!

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(4) Leatherface – Texas Chainsaw Massacre

(12) Cruella DeVil – 101 Dalmatians

Battle: Cruella had a good run but let’s face it, she’d never be a real threat to you or anyone you know.  You could run into her on the street and what’s she’s gonna do, take your dog?  If she really wanted to hurt somebody she’d have killed those dalmatian lovers and stole their dogs.  If you even try to drive down Leatherface’s street he’s going to kill you.

Winner: Leatherface

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(1) Joker – The Dark Knight

(8) Simon Pheonix – Demolition Man

Battle: The Joker and Simon Phoenix were after the same thing: chaos.  Joker killed city officials, turned a hero DA is a psychopath and tried to blow up two (literal) boat loads of people.  Simon Pheonix…killed city officials.  So while I totally Wesley Snipes would beat Heath Ledger’s ass any day of the week, his resume comes up a little short.

Winner: Joker

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(3) Catherine Tramell – Basic Instinct

(11) Clarence Boddicker – Robocop

Battle: Clarence Boddicker was really just out for a good time.  Should a cop get in his way — or anyone for that matter — he took pleasure in blowing them away.  Still, his objective was to party.  Catherine Tramell seemed to go out looking for trouble.  She wanted to twist people to her will and then kill them.  That’s some evil sh–.

Winner: Catherine Tramell

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(2) Jason Voorhees – Friday the 13th

(7) Alonzo – Training Day

Battle: Alonzo was chasing power and respect which most would say is the root of all evil, but in a way he was just trying to restore order.  His order, but still order.  Jason Voorhees was a scared little boy looking for his mommy, but he was demented enough to believe that anyone who entered his camp was his enemy and deserved to die.  Jason had more demons.

Winner: Jason Voorhees

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(4) Chucky – Child’s Play

(12) Peyton Flanders – The Hand that Rocked the Craddle

Battle: It’s the baby doll vs. the babysitter.  I think it’s safe to say that Peyton isn’t going to be rocking Chucky’s cradle anytime soon.  Yea she killed one guy and tried to take over a family, but let’s pretend she succeeded.  She’d have done anything to protect her family, but she wouldn’t go out of her way to hurt people.  If Chucky possessed a new body, his evil would know no bounds.

Winner: Chucky

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(3) Norman Bates – Psycho

(11) Max Cady – Cape Fear

Battle:  Here’s the deal with Norman Bates: he (and his mother) just wanted to be left alone.  They could have stayed in that crappy motel for years and not interact with anyone.  Evil contained.  Max Cady had an itch he just had to scratch.  An itch for rape, if not murder to.  He’d never just sit alone and let it fester.

Winner: Max Cady

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(1) Freddy Kruger – A Nightmare of Elm Street

(8) T-1000 – Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Battle: Just stop for a minute and imagine this battle for real.  Amazing right?  Well in terms of evil, the liquid terminators only objective was to assassinate (I think he is important enough to warrant the term) John Connor.  He didn’t really kill anyone he didn’t have to.  He wasn’t just poking bystanders in the eye with his liquid daggers.  Freddy would’ve.

Winner: Freddy Kruger

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(7) General Thade – Planet of the Apes

(15) Maleficent – Sleeping Beauty

Battle: Hmm…General Thade kept slaves.  Maleficent never had any slaves.  Maleficent tried to kill a baby and then eat the prince that came to save the grown up baby.  General Thade would certainly kill a human baby and anyone who tried to stop him.  Isn’t it ironic that Maleficent’s “Cinderella” story dies here.

Winner: General Thade

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SWEET 16: EAST REGION AHEAD —->

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We took 64 of the meanest and nastiest movie villains ever created and brought them together for a no holds-barred tournament, to find out who is the evilest villain of all times.  For rules and details about the selection process click here.

ROUND 1: Northeast Region

ROUND 1: Northwest Region

ROUND 1: Southeast Region

Click image to see an enlarged bracket.

There weren’t many upsets in the Southeast region, but we did see Damien rise up and announce that he is here to claim the throne that is rightfully his (I mean he is the Antichrist).  Will anyone in the Southwest region be able to give him a run for his money?  Find out below.

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(1) Freddy Kruger – Nightmare of Elm Street: Guts children with a glove made of scissors.

(16) Henry Evans – the Good Son: Killed his neighbor’s pets with a homemade crossbow.

Winner: Freddy never faced a child like Henry before I can tell you that much.  This child Macaulay Culkin won’t scare as easy as Freddy’s typical drugged up teenage victims.  Henry was a pure sociopath, no doubt about it and would have pulled off the upset against any other supernatural killer…but Freddy Kruger was just as sociopathic when he was human.  Once Freddy was given supernatural powers, he took it to a whole new level.  Freddy wins.

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(4) Leatherface – Texas Chainsaw Massacre: If you ever needed to cut up a log, he’s your guy.

(13) Sauron – Lord of the Rings: Made a nasty ring that turns everyone into a douchebag.

Winner: Look, I’m not even going to pretend that I sat through 9+ hours of LOTR’s, nor that I’d understand its confusing twists and turns if I had.  Leatherface chopped body parts and made an entire nation shiver every time they heard a chainsaw rev to life.  Leatherface advances.  Next!

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(3) Catherine Tramell – Basic Instinct: the ultimate femme fatale who murdered men with an ice pick.

(14) Patrick Bateman – American Psycho: the ultimate whack job who murdered people with an axe.

Winner: Christain Bale was truly a psycho – if not American – but at the end of the day who knows whether he really splattered anybody or if he just fantasized about it.  I know that’s the gateway behavior (I watch Criminal Minds), but please Patrick…man up and do something about it already!  No way does he compare to a legged legend.  Sharon Stone moves on.

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(7) Alonzo – Training Day: A murderer with a badge.

(10) Alex - A Clockwork Orange: A home invaded with a fetish for sleeping wives.

Winner: Alonzo shakes down thugs like Alex on a daily basis and he’d have no problem out evil-ing this little creep.  Denzel Washington wins.

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(6) John Doe – Se7en: Reminded the world of the seven deadly sins by putting a cop’s wife’s head in a box.

(11) Clarence Boddicker – Robocop: Notorious cop killer.

Winner: Let’s see.  One guy blew a cops apart piece by piece and the other guy destroyed a cop mentally piece by piece.  It’s brain vs. brawn here, but in terms of sheer evil…I have to give it to the robo-killer.  He’d never commit suicide to punish himself.

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(5) Lex Luthor – Superman: A criminal mastermind who tried to sink California.

(12) Cruella DeVil – 101 Dalmatians: an heiress furrier who tried to skin 101 dalmatians just to make a coat.

Winner: As much as I’d like to stick up for California, the truth is that the movie versions of Lex Luthor are all genius and short on the evil.  Cruella DeVil was just as rich and if you asked me who I’d be most afraid to meet face to face, it’d have to be DeVil.

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(8) T-1000 – Terminator 2: Judgment Day: the liquid terminator famous for stabbing his victims with ice pick hands.

(9) O-Ren Ishii – Kill Bill: Notorious for slicing and dicing her victims with katana swords.

Winner: The T-1000 was creator for the specific purpose of assassination, but some would say the same for O-Ren Ishii.  O-Ren was a bad girl, but once again, the code of thieves comes back to bite another villain on the ass.  T-1000 didn’t bargain, hesitate or apologize.  The liquid terminator shuffles on to round 2.

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(2) Jason Voorhees – Friday the 13th: A machete wielding ex-camper in a hockey mask.

(15) Derek Vinyard – American History X: A white supremacist that curb stomps black people.

Winner: A lot of people would say that racist people are the most evil people in the world, but I’d argue that they aren’t evil.  They are just cowards, who attack what they fear.  Jason Voorhees was afraid of no one.  Jason wins.

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Next up, ROUND 2!—->

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